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Joke Topic - 'Bookshop'


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A man went into a local bookshop and asked the woman behind the counter: "Do you keep stationery here?"
"No," she said. "Sometimes I move about a bit."


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Ghosts

Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.
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Intelligent

Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here. - J.T. Kirk
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Clouds

What did one cloud say to the other one?
Let's be cirrus.
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Yodel

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
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Light Bulbs

How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb?
One -- plus or minus three (small sample size).
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.
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Grandchildren

Do you have any grandchildren?
No, all my children are just ordinary.
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Business Consultant

An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.
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Pizza

What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.

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