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Joke Topic - 'Bookshop'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bookshop'.
A man went into a local bookshop and asked the woman behind the counter: "Do you keep stationery here?"
"No," she said. "Sometimes I move about a bit."
"No," she said. "Sometimes I move about a bit."
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