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Joke Topic - 'Boomerangs'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Boomerangs'.

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This aborigine came running up to his mum. He said, 'Mum, my brother's been hit on the head by his boomerang.'
His mum said, 'The naughty boy! 1 told him to throw that boomerang away.'
The kid said, 'He did, but it came back.'


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Cannibals

Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian?
He went right off people.
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Ham

Why did the ham go to the doctor?
To get cured.
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Christmas

What does a monster write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season.
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Ancestors

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Pigs

Pigs might fly but this one drives
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Worry

Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
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Blondes

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
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