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Joke Topic - 'Boring'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Boring'.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
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I was going to tell you a joke about an electric drill, but it's too boring.
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Termites are boring
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What do you call a large pack of black and white spotted dogs that are boring?
101 Dull-matians.


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Cats

What do you call a woman with a cat on her head?
Kitty
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Athletes

If athletes get athletes' foot. what disease do astronauts get?
Missile toe.
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Breath

What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
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Kitten

What do you call a glove for a baby cat?
A kitten mitten.
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Student

Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.
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Scottish

Which famous Scottish poet is really setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor I can't stop sneezing - is there anything you can give me?
How about a tissue?
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Stamps

How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12

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