Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Wedding
Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!
Santa Claus
What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm?
"Come and look at the rain, dear."
Cats
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to go swimming?
An octopuss.
Jogging
If you jogged backward would you gain weight?
Fired
Why did the human cannon ball consider himself a failure?
Because he was always being fired.
Girlfriends
My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money - she married someone else.
Pigs
Why should you never tell your secrets to a pig?
Because he is a squealer.
Drunks
I'm not a steady drinker - my hand shakes too much.
Spaceman
What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.