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Joke Topic - 'Born On A Farm'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Born On A Farm'.


I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

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Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!

Santa Claus

What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm?
"Come and look at the rain, dear."


What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to go swimming?
An octopuss.


If you jogged backward would you gain weight?


Why did the human cannon ball consider himself a failure?
Because he was always being fired.


My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money - she married someone else.


Why should you never tell your secrets to a pig?
Because he is a squealer.


I'm not a steady drinker - my hand shakes too much.


What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.

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