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Joke Topic - 'Born On A Farm'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Born On A Farm'.

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I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?


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Wedding

Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!
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Santa Claus

What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm?
"Come and look at the rain, dear."
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Cats

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to go swimming?
An octopuss.
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Jogging

If you jogged backward would you gain weight?
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Fired

Why did the human cannon ball consider himself a failure?
Because he was always being fired.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money - she married someone else.
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Pigs

Why should you never tell your secrets to a pig?
Because he is a squealer.
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Drunks

I'm not a steady drinker - my hand shakes too much.
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Spaceman

What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.

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