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Joke Topic - 'Bosses'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bosses'.


Have you noticed that your boss is the only one who watches the clock during the coffee break.

No man goes before his time. Unless, of course, the boss leaves early.


Rule 1: The Boss is always right!
Rule 2: In the impossible hypothesis that a subordinate may be right, becomes immediately operative.
Rule 3: The boss does not sleep he rests.
Rule 4: The Boss is never late he is delayed elsewhere.
Rule 5: The Boss never leaves his work his attention is required elsewhere.
Rule 6: The Boss never reads the paper in his office he studies.
Rule 7: The Boss is always chief, even in his bathing togs.
Rule 8: Whomsoever may enter the boss's office with an idea of his own must leave the office with the boss's ideas.
Rule 9: If, in your lamentable ignorance, you fail to grasp the truth, fear not return to rule 1.

There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.

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My girlfriend phoned me and said.. "Come on over there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!


I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk!
Alcoholics go to meetings!


What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?


What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.


It's no use asking me. I was hired for my looks.


Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.


Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.


Where can you dance in California?
San Frandisco.

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