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Joke Topic - 'Bosses'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bosses'.

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Have you noticed that your boss is the only one who watches the clock during the coffee break.
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No man goes before his time. Unless, of course, the boss leaves early.
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THE BOSS'S BASIC RULES

Rule 1: The Boss is always right!
Rule 2: In the impossible hypothesis that a subordinate may be right, becomes immediately operative.
Rule 3: The boss does not sleep he rests.
Rule 4: The Boss is never late he is delayed elsewhere.
Rule 5: The Boss never leaves his work his attention is required elsewhere.
Rule 6: The Boss never reads the paper in his office he studies.
Rule 7: The Boss is always chief, even in his bathing togs.
Rule 8: Whomsoever may enter the boss's office with an idea of his own must leave the office with the boss's ideas.
Rule 9: If, in your lamentable ignorance, you fail to grasp the truth, fear not return to rule 1.
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There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.


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Girlfriends

My girlfriend phoned me and said.. "Come on over there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!
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Drunks

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk!
Alcoholics go to meetings!
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Haunted

What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?
Exorcise.
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Gravity

What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.
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Hired

It's no use asking me. I was hired for my looks.
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Blondes

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.
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Lunch

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.
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Dance

Where can you dance in California?
San Frandisco.

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