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Joke Topic - 'Boy'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Boy'.


Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).

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Doctor: Have you ever had this problem before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!

Light Bulbs

How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.


Did you hear about the pilot who bailed out?
He said, 'Bi-plane.'

Rush Hour

A new wagon designed for LA rush hour traffic is called the Stationary wagon.


Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He wanted to grill his suspects.


Customer: Isn't there a smarter assistant available to serve me?
Sales Assistant: No, madam, the smarter assistants saw you coming.


Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.


What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.


Robber: Your Honor. I'm sorry for breaking into the Italian restaurant.
Judge: Thirty days for disturbing the pizza.

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