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Joke Topic - 'Boy'


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Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).


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Doctors

Doctor: Have you ever had this problem before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!
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Light Bulbs

How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.
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Pilots

Did you hear about the pilot who bailed out?
He said, 'Bi-plane.'
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Rush Hour

A new wagon designed for LA rush hour traffic is called the Stationary wagon.
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Cannibals

Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He wanted to grill his suspects.
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Shopping

Customer: Isn't there a smarter assistant available to serve me?
Sales Assistant: No, madam, the smarter assistants saw you coming.
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Martians

Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.
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Frog

What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
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Judges

Robber: Your Honor. I'm sorry for breaking into the Italian restaurant.
Judge: Thirty days for disturbing the pizza.

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