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Joke Topic - 'Brain Surgeon'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Brain Surgeon'.

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How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.


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Frogs

Just how deep into the water can a frog go?
Knee-deep.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bridge.
Now then, what's come over you?
Two cars and a truck.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
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Elementary

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Elly.
Elly who?
Ellymentary, my dear Watson.
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Bankrupt

Ted: I hear that your duck farm is going bankrupt.
Fred: That's right. I have too many bills.
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Overweight

Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Violet.
Violet who?
Violet the cat out of the bag.
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Girlfriends

Last night I told my girlfriend that I would go to the end of the world for her, and she said, "Yes but would you stay there?"

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