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Joke Topic - 'Brain'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Brain'.


If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.

Please make sure that your brain is engaged before you put your mouth into gear

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He who laughs last is probably your boss.


Did you hear about the stonemason's son?
He was a chip off the old block.


I've lived on vegetables all my life
- that's nothing, I've lived on earth!


Billy: I can't believe I just missed that open goal. I could kick myself.
Johnny: Don't: bother, you'd probably miss.


What did the barman say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini?
Olive or twist?

A Born Loser

A born loser: Somebody who calls the telephone number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall -- and his wife answers.


When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.


Tim: I hear you use three pairs of glasses.
Tom: That's right. One for reading, one for distance, and one to look for the other two.


What TV programme is watched mainly by cows?
Moos At Ten.

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