Joke Topic - 'Brake'

Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day

How did the little Scottie dog feel when he saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.

Did you hear about the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them.

My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get ...

Tell me again how I'm lucky to work here..I keep forgetting.

Did you hear about the special offer at the pet store this weekend?
Buy one cat — get one flea!

Customer: Do you sell football boots?
Store Assistant: Sure. What size is your football?

Why can't you shock cows?
Because they've herd it all before.

How do you learn to be a judge?
Usually by trial and error.