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Joke Topic - 'Brake'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Brake'.

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I brake for Hallucinations.


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Tea

Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day
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Scottish

How did the little Scottie dog feel when he saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.
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Blondes

Did you hear about the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them.
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Girlfriends

My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get ...
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Lucky

Tell me again how I'm lucky to work here..I keep forgetting.
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Cats

Did you hear about the special offer at the pet store this weekend?
Buy one cat — get one flea!
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Football

Customer: Do you sell football boots?
Store Assistant: Sure. What size is your football?
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Cows

Why can't you shock cows?
Because they've herd it all before.
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Judges

How do you learn to be a judge?
Usually by trial and error.

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