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Joke Topic - 'Bread'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bread'.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread.
Doctor: You've need to stop loafing around.


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Succeed

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Truck Driver

Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff?
He wanted to try out the air brakes.
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How Are You

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hiram.
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you?
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Breath

Halitosis is better than no breath at all
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Soccer

What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.
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Giraffes

What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a dog?
An animal that likes to chase low flying aeroplanes.
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Justice

Justice - a decision in your favor.
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Married

Some women get even with their husbands by staying married to them.
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Christmas Day

What comes at the very end of Christmas Day?
The letter 'Y' of course!

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