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Joke Topic - 'Breath'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Breath'.


Halitosis is better than no breath at all

What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.

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Ever notice that when the doorbell rings, the dog's the first one to the door, but it's never for him?


"I went fly-fishing yesterday."
"Did you catch anything?"
"Yes, a bluebottle."


What goes 'kcauq, kcauq'?
A duck flying backwards.


The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.


Mack: My uncle plays piano by ear.
Jack: That's nothing. My uncle fiddles with his whiskers!


What do you call a sweet that makes you sneeze?
A chew.

Get Lost

I never get lost - everyone tells me where to go.


Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before you retire.
Patient: You mean I don't need to take another bath until I'm sixty-five?


Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.

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