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Joke Topic - 'Brewery'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Brewery'.


Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a particular brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw up his job and go to work in the brewery.

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What can you break without touching it?
Your promise.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emmett who?
Emmett the front door, not the back one.

A Keyhole

He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.


Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.


Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!


How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.


Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.


What do you call a teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby


How can you tell if an elephant been in the refrigerator?
By the footprints in the butter.

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