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Joke Topic - 'Brewery'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Brewery'.

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Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a particular brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw up his job and go to work in the brewery.


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Promises

What can you break without touching it?
Your promise.
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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emmett.
Emmett who?
Emmett the front door, not the back one.
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A Keyhole

He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
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Robber

Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.
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Chicken

Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!
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Australians

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.
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Judges

Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.
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Teletubby

What do you call a teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby
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Elephants

How can you tell if an elephant been in the refrigerator?
By the footprints in the butter.

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