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Joke Topic - 'Bride'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bride'.
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the bride wear white?"
His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."
The boys thinks about this, and then says, "Well then why is the groom wearing black..."
His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."
The boys thinks about this, and then says, "Well then why is the groom wearing black..."
A man is about to be married and is waiting outside the church with his bride-to-be. Beside them are his golf clubs.
His bride asks him, "Why have you brought your golf clubs to the church on our wedding day?"
The groom replied, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?"
His bride asks him, "Why have you brought your golf clubs to the church on our wedding day?"
The groom replied, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?"
The bride looked stunning and the groom looked stunned.
What do you call a teddy bear who has been left at the alter by his bride-to-be?
Jilted.
Jilted.
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Police
Yo' momma's so fat, the local police force hired her to be a roadblock!
Golf
You know you're having a bad day when the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.
Parrots
What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A Macaw.
A Macaw.
Lady
"Who was that lady I seen you with last night?"
"You mean 'I saw.'"
"Ok, who was that eyesore I seen you with last night?"
"You mean 'I saw.'"
"Ok, who was that eyesore I seen you with last night?"
Blondes
Q: What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios?
A: Oh look, daddy...doughnut seeds
A: Oh look, daddy...doughnut seeds
Girlfriends
Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.
Hired
It's no use asking me. I was hired for my looks.
Currents
He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.
A Married Man
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job: he still has the same boss.
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