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Joke Topic - 'Brides'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Brides'.

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A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.


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Listened

Joe: Oh, I wish I'd listened to my mother!
Will: Why? What did she tell you?
Joe: I don't know! I didn't listen!
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Dogs

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dogs tale.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, I keep seeing double.
Doctor: Please sit on the couch.
Patient: Which one?
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Teachers

Teacher: Take this sentence: "I don't have no fun at the weekend." How should I correct this?
Pupil: Perhaps you could try and find a boyfriend.
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Salary

"We offer a competitive salary"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
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Soccer

What do you get if you cross a football team with ice cream?
Aston vanilla.
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Cows

What do cows do when they're introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
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Rabbits

Is breeding rabbits a hare raising experience?
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Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor.
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.

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