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Joke Topic - 'Bridge'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bridge'.

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If you jump off a bridge that crosses a famous Paris river, are you in Seine?
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What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.


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Monster

Which monster is very untidy?
The Loch Mess Monster!
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Puzzles

What do jigsaw puzzles do when they receive bad news?
They go to pieces.
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Burglar

What did the burglar say to the watchmaker when he robbed the watch store?
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.
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Golf

Wife: Why do you always think about golf at bedtime?
Husband: It putts me to sleep.
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Astronauts

Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.
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Cows

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
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Marriage

Marriage: The first union to defy management.
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Debate

Debate about hanging suspended
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Cheese

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

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