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Joke Topic - 'Britain'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Britain'.

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In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.


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Dog Biscuits

What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.
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Dieting

The dieter's motto.
If at first you don't recede, diet again.
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Blondes

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her M&M's and tell her to put them in alpabetical order.
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Blondes

What does a smart blonde and a dinosaur have in common?
They are both extinct.
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Prison

Why did the belt get sent to prison?
Because it held up a pair of trousers.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dustbin.
Don't talk rubbish.
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Doctors

My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'
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Human

To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.
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Buffalo

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school?
"Bye, son!"

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