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Joke Topic - 'Britannia'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Britannia'.

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In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.


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Zoom

Knock, knock.
Who's them?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you expect?
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Exits

Exits are on the way out
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Rabbits

Is breeding rabbits a hare raising experience?
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Caterpillar

What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.
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Doughnut

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Buzz off. Can't you see that I'm busy?
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Strawberry

Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Violet.
Violet who?
Violet the cat out of the bag.
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King

Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.

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