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Joke Topic - 'British Rail'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'British Rail'.
How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to apologize for the delay.
Two. One to change the bulb and one to apologize for the delay.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
His lips are moving.
Pay Attention
Yo mama is so poor she can't even afford to pay attention.
Drinkers
Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.
They just get plastered.
Blondes
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.
A: Change.
Bankers
What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
Pigs
Why did the pig want to become an actor?
Because he was such a ham.
Because he was such a ham.
Christmas
Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
Because they soot him.
Because they soot him.
Law
Court of law - the place where a suit is pressed and a man can be taken to the cleaners.
Baseball
When is an baseball umpire like a telephone operator?
When he makes a call.
When he makes a call.
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