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Joke Topic - 'British Rail'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'British Rail'.

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How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to apologize for the delay.


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Lawyers

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
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Pay Attention

Yo mama is so poor she can't even afford to pay attention.
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Drinkers

Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.
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Blondes

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.
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Bankers

What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Pigs

Why did the pig want to become an actor?
Because he was such a ham.
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Christmas

Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
Because they soot him.
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Law

Court of law - the place where a suit is pressed and a man can be taken to the cleaners.
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Baseball

When is an baseball umpire like a telephone operator?
When he makes a call.

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