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Joke Topic - 'Broke'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Broke'.

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I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.


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Sausages

What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.
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Baker

Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.
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Vegetables

What type of vegetables do plumbers fix?
Leeks.
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Black And White

What is black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.
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Baseball

When is an baseball umpire like a telephone operator?
When he makes a call.
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Cannibals

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?
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Mother-in-law

I gave my mother-in-law a waterproof, shockproof, anti-magnetic, unbreakable watch. She went and lost it.
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Cannibals

Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.
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Wife

My wife is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.

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