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Joke Topic - 'Broke'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Broke'.


I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.

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What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.


Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.


What type of vegetables do plumbers fix?

Black And White

What is black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.


When is an baseball umpire like a telephone operator?
When he makes a call.


Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?


I gave my mother-in-law a waterproof, shockproof, anti-magnetic, unbreakable watch. She went and lost it.


Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.


My wife is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.

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