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Joke Topic - 'Broken Leg'


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Doctor, Doctor, what can I do about my broken leg?
Limp.


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Talking

Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm really interested.
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King Kong

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
Are you my mother?
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sizzle.
Sizzle who?
Sizzle hurt me more that it hurts you.
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Insects

Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.
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A Car Mechanic

Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.
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Doctors

Doctor: So, tell me, what has brought you to this hospital?
Patient: An ambulance.
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Inventors

Did you hear about the famous inventors who failed to invent the aeroplane?
They were the Wrong Brothers.
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Marriage

Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.

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