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Joke Topic - 'Broomstick'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Broomstick'.

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My brother saw a witch riding on a broomstick. He said, 'What are you doing on that?'
The witch said, 'My best friend's got the vacuum cleaner.'
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My wife's other car is a broomstick


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Dog

What is a baby dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-Cola.
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Horses

What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bour.
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Work

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
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Teachers

Why did the teacher need to wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.
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Paranoid

Paranoids are people, too they have their own problems.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.
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Sausages

Did you hear that the local food factory is not going to make sausages any longer?
They're long enough already.
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Vampires

Why are vampires not very intelligent?
Because blood is thicker than water.
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Photographers

Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.
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Matrimony

"Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence."

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