Joke Topic - 'Broomstick'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Broomstick'.

My brother saw a witch riding on a broomstick. He said, 'What are you doing on that?'
The witch said, 'My best friend's got the vacuum cleaner.'

My wife's other car is a broomstick

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Dog

What is a baby dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-Cola.

What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bour.

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

Why did the teacher need to wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.

Paranoids are people, too they have their own problems.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.

Did you hear that the local food factory is not going to make sausages any longer?
They're long enough already.

Why are vampires not very intelligent?
Because blood is thicker than water.

Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.

"Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence."

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