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Joke Topic - 'Broomsticks'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Broomsticks'.

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How do witches keep their hair in place while flying on their broomsticks?
They use scare spray.


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Cats

What do you call a person who steals cats?
A purr-snatcher.
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Dogs

Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde with a whole brain?
A: A Golden Retriever.
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Birds

What do you get if you cross a bird and a snake>
A feather boa constrictor.
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Mistakes

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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Blondes

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.
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Money

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy all your money.
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Wedding

Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
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Mother-in-law

I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.

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