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Joke Topic - 'Broomsticks'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Broomsticks'.
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying on their broomsticks?
They use scare spray.
They use scare spray.
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Cats
What do you call a person who steals cats?
A purr-snatcher.
A purr-snatcher.
Dogs
Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.
His bark was much worse than his bite.
Blondes
Q: What do you call a blonde with a whole brain?
A: A Golden Retriever.
A: A Golden Retriever.
Birds
What do you get if you cross a bird and a snake>
A feather boa constrictor.
A feather boa constrictor.
Mistakes
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Blondes
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.
A: Proofreading.
Money
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy all your money.
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy all your money.
Wedding
Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
Mother-in-law
I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.
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