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Joke Topic - 'Brothers'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Brothers'.

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My brother said, 'l've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'
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My brother was up in court last week. The judge said, 'What is this man charged with?' The policeman said, 'He opened a shop sir.'
The judge said, 'And what is wrong with opening a shop?'
The policeman said, 'Well it wasn't his shop sir.'


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Do you have an alcohol problem?
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Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
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You know you're getting old when the only gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
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Witches

How did the witch know that she was ill?
She had a dizzy spell.
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Women Drivers

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
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Overweight

You know you're overweight and need to diet when your knees buckle but your belt won't.
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Fish

What do fish play on the piano?
Scales!
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Understand

Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight, I eat like a bird!"
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.
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Horses

When does a horse usually neigh?
Whinny wants to!

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