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Joke Topic - 'Brothers'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Brothers'.
My brother said, 'l've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'
My brother was up in court last week. The judge said, 'What is this man charged with?'
The policeman said, 'He opened a shop sir.'
The judge said, 'And what is wrong with opening a shop?'
The policeman said, 'Well it wasn't his shop sir.'
The judge said, 'And what is wrong with opening a shop?'
The policeman said, 'Well it wasn't his shop sir.'
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Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.
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Whinny wants to!
Whinny wants to!
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