A brunette was walking down the middle of the street bobbing her head
saying "88, 88, 88, 88." A blonde saw her and asked her why she did
it. The brunette said it was fun and said she should try it. So they
were both walking down the middle of the street saying "88, 88, 88"
All of a sudden a huge semi-truck came along and the brunette jumped
out of the way...
A brunette was walking down the middle of the street bobbing her head
saying "89, 89, 89".
There were two brunettes in the front of a truck, and three blondes in the back. They rolled off a cliff into the ocean. The brunettes survived, but the blondes died. Why?
They couldn't get the tailgate open.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Skeleton
What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.
Buried At Sea
Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
Started Out
I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left.
Chef
What do you call it when a chef has gone on strike?
A cook-out!
Dogs
Ever notice that when the doorbell rings, the dog's the first one to the door, but it's never for him?
Let Me In
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in now?
Vampires
What kind of test does a Vampire take when he is in school?
A blood test.
Teachers
Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.
Your Apology
I'm a self-made man.
We accept your apology.