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Joke Topic - 'Brush'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Brush'.

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What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.


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Blondes

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a traffic warden with a dog?
A barking ticket.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?'
'No, sir, I always walk this way.'
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Dracula

What breed of dog did Count Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Midas.
Midas who?
Midas well come in.
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Peanuts

What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.
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Silence

Silence isn't always golden, sometimes it's guilt!
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Mouse

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
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Jogging

If you jogged backward would you gain weight?

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