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Joke Topic - 'Buckingham Palace'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Buckingham Palace'.

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Small girl seeing Buckingham Palace for the first time: `Our front garden is concreted over too'.


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Farmer

Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.
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Cannibals

What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.
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Open The Door

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey won't work, so please open the door for me!
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Deer

What do you call a deer who's a bit of wimp?
A namby-pamby Bambi!
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Money

Why is money called dough?
Because we are all in knead of it.
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Daughter

She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still!
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A Hole

What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole in the ground.
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Light Bulbs

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just define darkness as an industry standard.
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Computers

What's the first sign that your computer is getting old?
It starts to have memory problems.

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