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Joke Topic - 'Budgie'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Budgie'.

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What do you call a baby budgie?
A budget.
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What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jail bird.


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Dogs

What kind of dog is good at looking after children?
A baby setter.
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Fleas

What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
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Politicians

Politics is the art of making it sound as if Father Christmas comes earlier in the year.
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Elected

A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'
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Merry Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.
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Cats

Did you hear about the cat who drank 3 bowls of milk?
He set a new lap record.
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Monopoly

How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?
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Mother Superior

And which really horrible Mother Superior went all over Europe beating people up?
Attila the Nun.
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Blondes

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday night?
Tell her a joke on thursday...

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