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Joke Topic - 'Budgie'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Budgie'.


What do you call a baby budgie?
A budget.

What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jail bird.

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What kind of dog is good at looking after children?
A baby setter.


What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.


Politics is the art of making it sound as if Father Christmas comes earlier in the year.


A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'

Merry Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.


Did you hear about the cat who drank 3 bowls of milk?
He set a new lap record.


How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?

Mother Superior

And which really horrible Mother Superior went all over Europe beating people up?
Attila the Nun.


How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday night?
Tell her a joke on thursday...

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