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Joke Topic - 'Bug'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bug'.


Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!

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What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.


What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.


What food did the cannibal order as his take-away?
Pizza with everyone on it.


Doctor, doctor, my wife thinks that she's a clock.
I suspect you've just been trying wind her up.


Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.


What do you call a dinosaur that likes to wear a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.


Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.


What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?
A boa constructor.

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