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Joke Topic - 'Bugs Bunny'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bugs Bunny'.

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What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.


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Deafness

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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Pigs

Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for their mother's birthday?
They threw a sowprize party.
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Abbreviation

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
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Motorists

Twelve year old's essay on 'what would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'
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Ghosts

When ghosts hold a press conference, who does all the talking?
The spooksperson.
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Phone

Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
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Sings

What has eight feet and sings?
A quartet.
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Doctors

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That depends on whether it has health insurance.
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Potatoes

Why do dentists like to eat potatoes?
Because they are so filling.

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