Joke Topic - 'Bugs Bunny'

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.

Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for their mother's birthday?
They threw a sowprize party.

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

Twelve year old's essay on 'what would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'

When ghosts hold a press conference, who does all the talking?
The spooksperson.

Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.

What has eight feet and sings?
A quartet.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That depends on whether it has health insurance.

Why do dentists like to eat potatoes?
Because they are so filling.