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Joke Topic - 'Bugs'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Bugs'.

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Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
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Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?
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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
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What kind of bugs are found in clocks?
Ticks.
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Which type of bugs are the messiest
litterbugs.


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Rabbits

Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!
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Lawyers

Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.
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Monster

Which monster is very untidy?
The Loch Mess Monster!
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A Fool

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
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Prisoners

Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.
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Star Wars

Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?
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Scary

What is scarier than the outside of a haunted house?
The inside!
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Ghosts

When do ghosts like to play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day.
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Vampires

What type of coffee do vampires like to drink?
Decoffinated.

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