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Joke Topic - 'Bugs'
Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Bugs'.
Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
What kind of bugs are found in clocks?
Ticks.
Ticks.
Which type of bugs are the messiest
litterbugs.
litterbugs.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Rabbits
Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!
Lawyers
Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.
To get to the car accident on the other side.
Monster
Which monster is very untidy?
The Loch Mess Monster!
The Loch Mess Monster!
A Fool
I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
Prisoners
Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.
Star Wars
Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?
Scary
What is scarier than the outside of a haunted house?
The inside!
The inside!
Ghosts
When do ghosts like to play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day.
On April Ghoul's Day.
Vampires
What type of coffee do vampires like to drink?
Decoffinated.
Decoffinated.
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