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Joke Topic - 'Builders'


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Did you hear about the fence builder who got fired for deserting his posts?


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Coward

What is chunky, white, and cowardly?
Chicken salad.
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Scotsmen

Why are Scotsmen such good golfers?
They know that the fewer times they have to hit the ball the longer it will last.
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Dogs

I call my dog Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.
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A Skeleton

What does a skeleton usually order when he has a meal in a restaurant?
Spare ribs.
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Chauffeur

Overheard to a chauffeur: 'James, I'm now ninety and rather bored with life, so I want to commit suicide. Kindly drive over the next cliff.'
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty.
Well you'd better buy a little pig for it then.
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Business

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business.
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Dog

"Why is your dog growling at me like that?" asked Brian.
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."
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Pay Attention

Yo mama is so poor she can't even afford to pay attention.

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