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Joke Topic - 'Building Site'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Building Site'.


What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.

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Light Bulbs

How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.


Which famous Scottish poet is really setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.


Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.


Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.

Window Shopping

George: I went window shopping this morning.
Dave: Did you get anything?
George: Yes. I bought four windows.


This is not an abandoned vehicle

Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees not very good at knitting?
Because they are always dropping their needles.


What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.


What's the easiest way to grease a Ferarri?
Run over a lawyer.

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