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Joke Topic - 'Building Site'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Building Site'.

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What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.


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Light Bulbs

How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
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Scottish

Which famous Scottish poet is really setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.
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Bananas

Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.
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Window Shopping

George: I went window shopping this morning.
Dave: Did you get anything?
George: Yes. I bought four windows.
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Cars

This is not an abandoned vehicle
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Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees not very good at knitting?
Because they are always dropping their needles.
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Pizza

What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.
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Lawyers

What's the easiest way to grease a Ferarri?
Run over a lawyer.

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