Joke Topic - 'Bulls'

If yesterday was today - today would be yesterday.

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
Hoppalong Cassidy.

What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
I'll catch you later!

What did the pine tree say to his girlfriend?
I'm fir you.

The man who takes up golf to take his mind off his 'work' often takes up Work to take his mind off golf.

Why did the pony need some cough medicine?
He was a little hoarse.

My brother said, 'l've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'

Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.

Did you hear about the Scotsman who washed his kilt?
He couldn't do a fling with it.