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Joke Topic - 'Bun'


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Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.


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Stockings

Customer: I'd like a pair of stockings for my wife.
Storekeeper: Sheer?
Customer: No, she's at home.
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Teddy Bear

What do you call a teddy bear who has seen a ghost?
Haunted.
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Elephants

How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.
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Cars

'You wouldn't think I'd bought this car second-hand, would you?'
'No, I thought you'd made it yourself.'
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Cowboys

'Did you hear about the cowboy who was hanged for wearing paper trousers?'
'No, why was that?'
'Because they were rustling.'
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Horses

Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere.
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Girlfriends

I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!
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UFO

What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.
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Christmas

What is the most read thing at Christmas?
Rudolph's nose.

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