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Joke Topic - 'Bunnies'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bunnies'.


What do you get if you pour warm water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.

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Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.


You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.


To err is human, to moo bovine.


Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.


Politicians are a bit like restless sleepers.
First they lie on one side, and then on the other.

King Arthur

Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!


Definition of a "commentator" - an average potato.


Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.


Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.

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