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Joke Topic - 'Bunnies'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bunnies'.

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What do you get if you pour warm water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.


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Dracula

Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.
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Mistakes

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.
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Human

To err is human, to moo bovine.
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Snow

Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.
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Politicians

Politicians are a bit like restless sleepers.
First they lie on one side, and then on the other.
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King Arthur

Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!
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Commentator

Definition of a "commentator" - an average potato.
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Snails

Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
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Candles

Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.

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