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Joke Topic - 'Burger King'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Burger King'.

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Yo' mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince!


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Bank Robbers

Which rabbits became famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.
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Ducks

Did you hear that the price of duck feathers has risen?
So now even down is up.
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Vampires

Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.
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Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.
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Neatly

If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.
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Vacation

How do rabbits go on vacation?
In a hareplane.
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Mistletoe

William: See that young woman over there, well I just kissed her under the mistletoe.
Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!
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Yodel

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.

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