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Joke Topic - 'Burger King'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Burger King'.


Yo' mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince!

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Bank Robbers

Which rabbits became famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.


Did you hear that the price of duck feathers has risen?
So now even down is up.


Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.


What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.


If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.


Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.


How do rabbits go on vacation?
In a hareplane.


William: See that young woman over there, well I just kissed her under the mistletoe.
Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!


Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.

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