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Joke Topic - 'Burgers'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Burgers'.

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Diner: Excuse me, but will my burger be long?
Waiter: No, sir. it'll be round.
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Mary announced that she was going to start a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently. "Great," Sue exclaimed. "I'm ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting buddies and help each other out. And when I feel the urge to drive out and get a burger and fries, I'll call you first."
"Fantastic," Mary replied. "I'll come with you."
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What does a frog like to order with a burger?
Jumbo flies and a diet croak.


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Bankers

What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Irish

Irish stew in the name of the law.
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Abbreviated

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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Horses

My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'
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Light Bulbs

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They haven't got a policy on that.
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Basketball

Why did the basketball court get wet?
The players dribbled all over it.
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Vampires

Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.
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Vampires

Why was the vampire sent to jail?
He tried to rob the local blood bank!
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Crab

"Waiter, do you serve crabs?"
"Sit down, sir. We serve anybody."

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