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Joke Topic - 'Burgers'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Burgers'.


Diner: Excuse me, but will my burger be long?
Waiter: No, sir. it'll be round.

Mary announced that she was going to start a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently. "Great," Sue exclaimed. "I'm ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting buddies and help each other out. And when I feel the urge to drive out and get a burger and fries, I'll call you first."
"Fantastic," Mary replied. "I'll come with you."

What does a frog like to order with a burger?
Jumbo flies and a diet croak.

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My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
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How many Labour Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They haven't got a policy on that.


Why did the basketball court get wet?
The players dribbled all over it.


Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.


Why was the vampire sent to jail?
He tried to rob the local blood bank!


"Waiter, do you serve crabs?"
"Sit down, sir. We serve anybody."

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