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Joke Topic - 'Burglar'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Burglar'.


A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night and told him "there is a burglar downstairs in the kitchen and he is eating the cake that my mother made for us."
The husband said, "who shall I call, the police or an ambulance?"

What did the burglar say to the watchmaker when he robbed the watch store?
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

What do you get if you cross a burglar with a concrete mixer?
A hardened criminal.

Why did the burglar break into a music shop?
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.

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Who's there?
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Heywood you open the door?


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What is green, has two arms, two legs and a trunk?
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Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.


It's true that children brighten up a home.
They never turn off the lights.

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