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Joke Topic - 'Burglar'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Burglar'.

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A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night and told him "there is a burglar downstairs in the kitchen and he is eating the cake that my mother made for us."
The husband said, "who shall I call, the police or an ambulance?"
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What did the burglar say to the watchmaker when he robbed the watch store?
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.
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What do you get if you cross a burglar with a concrete mixer?
A hardened criminal.
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Why did the burglar break into a music shop?
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.


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Blondes

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
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Knock Knock

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Heywood.
Heywood who?
Heywood you open the door?
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Monsters

What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.
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Disco

I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.
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Chief

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water?
He had two sons, so he called them Hot and Cold.
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Tourists

What is green, has two arms, two legs and a trunk?
A seasick tourist.
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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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Lawyers

Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
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Children

It's true that children brighten up a home.
They never turn off the lights.

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