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Joke Topic - 'Buried At Sea'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Buried At Sea'.


Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aubrey who?
Aubrey quiet.


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Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!

Take The Plunge

Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.

A Keyhole

He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.


Customer: Isn't there a smarter assistant available to serve me?
Sales Assistant: No, madam, the smarter assistants saw you coming.


Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.


What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.

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