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Joke Topic - 'Buried At Sea'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Buried At Sea'.

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Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aubrey.
Aubrey who?
Aubrey quiet.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money - she married someone else.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when - Your income tax refund check bounces.
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Amnesia

Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!
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Take The Plunge

Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
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A Keyhole

He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
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Shopping

Customer: Isn't there a smarter assistant available to serve me?
Sales Assistant: No, madam, the smarter assistants saw you coming.
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Ants

Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
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Sleeping

What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.

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