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Joke Topic - 'Buried'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Buried'.

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'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead.'
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Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.


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Elephants

Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.
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Toe Nails

They call him toe nails because he is always at the foot of the class.
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Surrealists

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
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Human

To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy.
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Astronauts

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.
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Fireman

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hose B
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Deaf

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend's cooking is just like a good man, hard to keep down.
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Insects

What did one insect say to the other?
Stop bugging me.

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