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Joke Topic - 'Buried'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Buried'.


'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead.'

Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.

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Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.

Toe Nails

They call him toe nails because he is always at the foot of the class.


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A fish.


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You rocket.


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Jose and Hose B


My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.


My girlfriend's cooking is just like a good man, hard to keep down.


What did one insect say to the other?
Stop bugging me.

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