Joke Topic - 'Buried'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Buried'.

'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead.'

Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Elephants

Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.

They call him toe nails because he is always at the foot of the class.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.

To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy.

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hose B

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.

My girlfriend's cooking is just like a good man, hard to keep down.

What did one insect say to the other?
Stop bugging me.

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