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Joke Topic - 'Bury'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bury'.

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The reason they bury politicians 26 feet under is because deep down they're nice guys.


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Enthusiasm

Diner: Waiter, why do you call this Enthusiasm stew?
Waiter: Because the chef has put everything she's got into it.
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Wife

The kindest thing I can say about my wife is that her in-laws are a lot nicer than mine.
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School Teacher

Did you hear about the school teacher who married a dairymaid?
It didn't last. They were like chalk and cheese.
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Soccer

Joe: I was playing soccer yesterday and sprained my ankle. That's why I was absent from school this morning.
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!
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Zombies

Why was the zombie awarded a medal?
Because he was dead-icated!
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Scotsmen

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Och! It's no that dark.
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Parrots

What is a polygon?
A dead parrot.
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Leave

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
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Dog

Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.

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