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Joke Topic - 'Bus Driver'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bus Driver'.

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What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
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Who can tell people Where to get off and get away with it?
A bus driver.


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Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
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Fish

What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
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Lawyers

What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
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Did you hear about the stupid shoplifter?
He was found squashed under a shop.
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Candles

What did one candle say to the other candle?
Lets go out tonight.
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Crab

Why was the crab arrested?
He was caught pinching things.
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Breed

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?
A shampoodle!
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Florist

Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.
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Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers.

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