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Joke Topic - 'Bus Drivers'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bus Drivers'.


How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.

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The murderer certainly was ruthless when he committed the crime!
How do you know that?
Because Ruth was with me.


Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.


Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.


Waiter, waiter, there's a small fly in my soup.
I'm sorry, sir. Shall I get you a bigger one?


Did you hear about the motorist on a tour of Scotland who went into a garage and asked them to fit his car with a set of Mull of Kin tyres?

Boy Scout

Why did the Boy Scout become dizzy?
Because he spent all day doing good turns.


Why can't you shock cows?
Because they've herd it all before.

A Monkey

If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.


Why did the drunk man dislike the cute little puppy?
Because it was the heir of the dog that bit him.

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