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Joke Topic - 'Bus Drivers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bus Drivers'.

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How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.


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Ruthless

The murderer certainly was ruthless when he committed the crime!
How do you know that?
Because Ruth was with me.
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Goats

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.
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Robbers

Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a small fly in my soup.
I'm sorry, sir. Shall I get you a bigger one?
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Motorist

Did you hear about the motorist on a tour of Scotland who went into a garage and asked them to fit his car with a set of Mull of Kin tyres?
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Boy Scout

Why did the Boy Scout become dizzy?
Because he spent all day doing good turns.
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Cows

Why can't you shock cows?
Because they've herd it all before.
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A Monkey

If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.
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Drunks

Why did the drunk man dislike the cute little puppy?
Because it was the heir of the dog that bit him.

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