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Joke Topic - 'Bus'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bus'.


A woman got on a bus with seven children. The bus conductor asked: 'Are these all yours lady? Or is it a picnic?'
'They're all mine,' she replied. 'And it's no picnic!'

Two drunks were riding a roller coaster, when one turned to the other and said, "We may be making good time, but I've got a feeling we're on the wrong bus."

What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.

Which bus crossed the Atlantic ocean?

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A: It doesn't, You get down from a duck.

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