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Joke Topic - 'Bus'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bus'.

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A woman got on a bus with seven children. The bus conductor asked: 'Are these all yours lady? Or is it a picnic?'
'They're all mine,' she replied. 'And it's no picnic!'
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Two drunks were riding a roller coaster, when one turned to the other and said, "We may be making good time, but I've got a feeling we're on the wrong bus."
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What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.
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Which bus crossed the Atlantic ocean?
Columbus.


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Throw

If I throw a stick, will you leave?
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Cats

What is a cat's favorite color?
Purr-ple.
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Tourists

What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries it's own trunk.
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Girlfriends

Joe: My girlfriend uses lemon juice for her complexion.
Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.
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Hello

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sawyer.
Sawyer, who?
Sawyer lights were on, so thought I'd just stop and say hello.
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Carols

A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'
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Graduates

Q: What do you say to an Arts graduate with a job?
A: I'll have a hamburger please.
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Dogs

For protection, my father bought me a German Shepherd dog. He was a wonderful watchdog. One evening while I was being held up, he watched.
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Elephants

Q: How does an elephant get down from a tree?
A: It doesn't, You get down from a duck.

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