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Joke Topic - 'Cabbage'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cabbage'.

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What is green and goes 'boing, boing, boing'?
A spring cabbage.


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Perfect

You must must think I'm the perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.
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Pigs

My uncle keeps a pig under his bed. I said, 'What about the smell?'
My uncle said, 'He doesn't mind that.'
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Man

Did you hear about the man put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week.
By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.
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Scottish

What is the name of a Scottish cloak room attendant?
Willie Angus McCoatup.
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Leave

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
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Police

Yo' momma's so fat, the local police force hired her to be a roadblock!
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Frog

What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
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Barbers

How does a barber cut the moon's hair?
Eclipse it.
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Girlfriends

My new girlfriend has lovely long brown hair all down her back. It's just a shame that she doen't have any on her head.

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