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Joke Topic - 'Cabbage'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cabbage'.


What is green and goes 'boing, boing, boing'?
A spring cabbage.

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You must must think I'm the perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.


My uncle keeps a pig under his bed. I said, 'What about the smell?'
My uncle said, 'He doesn't mind that.'


Did you hear about the man put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week.
By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.


What is the name of a Scottish cloak room attendant?
Willie Angus McCoatup.


I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!


Yo' momma's so fat, the local police force hired her to be a roadblock!


What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.


How does a barber cut the moon's hair?
Eclipse it.


My new girlfriend has lovely long brown hair all down her back. It's just a shame that she doen't have any on her head.

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