Joke Topic - 'Cafeteria'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cafeteria'.

Bacteria: The rear portion of the cafeteria!

Did you hear about the idiot who thought that bacteria was the rear of a cafeteria?

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Birthdays

Ted: My birthday is coming soon. Do you know what I need?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift wrap a life?

What do you call a lifeguard with no legs?
Bob.

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

Fred: I'm sorry to hear that your rubber ball factory went bankrupt?
George: Yes, but I'll bounce back.

How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier!

Exits are on the way out

The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.

When you send a lazergram don't forget the Zap code.

What make of motorbike does Father Christmas ride around on?
A Holly Davidson!

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