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Joke Topic - 'Cake'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cake'.


A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night and told him "there is a burglar downstairs in the kitchen and he is eating the cake that my mother made for us."
The husband said, "who shall I call, the police or an ambulance?"

He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.

What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"

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What did the policeman say to his belly-button?
You're under a vest.


Q. Some months have 31 days how many have 28?
all of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.


Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.


What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.


What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?
Your right elbow.


How did the soccer field end up as a triangle?
Somebody took a corner.


I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.


(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.


What's the difference between a Scotsman and a canoe?
A canoe sometimes tips.

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