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Joke Topic - 'Cake'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cake'.

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A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night and told him "there is a burglar downstairs in the kitchen and he is eating the cake that my mother made for us."
The husband said, "who shall I call, the police or an ambulance?"
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He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.
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What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"


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Policeman

What did the policeman say to his belly-button?
You're under a vest.
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Months

Q. Some months have 31 days how many have 28?
all of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
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Blondes

What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.
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Elbow

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?
Your right elbow.
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Soccer

How did the soccer field end up as a triangle?
Somebody took a corner.
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Parents

I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.
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Boss

Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
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Scotsman

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a canoe?
A canoe sometimes tips.

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