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Joke Topic - 'Cakes'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cakes'.


My wife is a great lover - of cream cakes.

This tramp came to our house asking for food. My mum said, 'I think I'll offer him one of my rock cakes.'
My dad said, 'What harm has he ever done you?'

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