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Joke Topic - 'Cakes'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cakes'.

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My wife is a great lover - of cream cakes.
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This tramp came to our house asking for food. My mum said, 'I think I'll offer him one of my rock cakes.'
My dad said, 'What harm has he ever done you?'


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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen.
Well sit down and write your name!
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Haunted

What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?
Exorcise.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ross.
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.
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Dogs

What does a dog use for playing golf?
A kennel club.
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Marriage

Wife: Why did you come came home at 4 am this morning?
Husband: Where else you can go to at 4 in the morning in this town?
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Elves

Where do elves put their money?
In the snow bank.
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Waiters

Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?
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Kitten

Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.
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Politicians

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