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Joke Topic - 'Calculator'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Calculator'.

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How does a cow solve math problems?
With a cowculator.


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Chimps

What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.
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Baseball

When is an baseball umpire like a telephone operator?
When he makes a call.
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Cannibals

Why was the cannibal expelled from school?
Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
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Rabbits

Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare.
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Ghosts

Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.
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Police

Yo' momma's so fat, the local police force hired her to be a roadblock!
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Animals

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
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Dog

What do you get if you cross a hunting dog and a telephone?
A golden receiver.

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