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Joke Topic - 'Calendar'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Calendar'.


Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a day off?

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.

Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.

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