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Joke Topic - 'Calendar'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Calendar'.

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Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a day off?
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Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
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Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.


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Blondes

What do UFOs and smart blondes have in common?
You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
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School

Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
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Computers

The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.
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Entertainer

Did you hear about the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
They say that he went down really well.
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Lizards

Why did the lizard decide to go on a diet?
Because it weighed too much for its scales.
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Cows

What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.
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Schizophrenia

You're never alone with schizophrenia
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French

Twelve year old in French class being asked the difference between Madame and Mademoiselle: `Monsieur'.
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Airplane

Something Went Wrong in Jet Plane Crash, Expert Says

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